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DAMMIT WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING?!?!?

No, seriously. It perfectly sums up the idiocy of today's internet user.

Wow. Just wow.

I'm new here, so when I saw a video with the same name as the catchline, I figured "What the hell". Thanks for letting me know what to expect here.
Pure Genius.

Ah, jelly. I despise that gooey, fruit flavored shit.
Anyway, back to the game. It's a decent little platformer, I'll give you that. The presentation is nice (if the music is a bit repetitive), and it has a certain charm to it. The controls work nicely, though the ability to walljump would've been lovely. It's very goddamn hard, but it never gets frustrating (okay, getting that last lightning is level 49 pissed me off). It's jam packed with content, and it's good fun I'd say. It's not at all perfect or stand out in any way really, but I had fun, and you will too

Do you get a tax decrease if you make a zombie game? Just saying
Anyway, I liked this game, which surprised me, because I DESPISED the other Last Stand games. This is a side scrolling hack n' slashing RPG, which was rather unexpected, but it works. The mechanics all work well, it's quite fun, and even though the music is annoying as all fuck, the presentation is up there with some of the best flash has to offer. I have a couple issues; the "zombies drop out of the fucking ceiling" thing is annoying as hell, I hate that girl characters can only have husbands (hello? lesbian woman here!), and occasionally the AI is completely braindead. These are nitpicks though, to what is an otherwise excellent entry in the series.

Hey kids! Do you like pressing the "." button? Good, because that's all you fucking do. There's no real variety outside the bosses, and everything is painfully easy. The game does succeed in aping the style of old school beat em ups (complete with terrible voice acting), but that's about the only thing it gets right. I'm sorry, but I just don't like it. It's not fun to me, and that's its most grevious sin

Hmm.

I honestly expected this song to go somewhere, instead of the flat, overelectric melody it provides. This might be a good intro to a better version of the song, but on its own it falls flat. I give it a 4.
Final Verdict: 4-Poor