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Lilith North @Zexevev

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University of New York

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I just got the best surprise of my life.

Posted by Zexevev - June 2nd, 2012


Well, not exactly, but still. Like I said, Cameron's here visiting, but, and you aren't gonna believe this, he's gay himself. I guess that goes to show you; those who rally against something often are those that are for it.


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oh...well i guess thats good now

so is he stopping being all homophobic or is still like that?

and to answer what you said on your last post
1 how can i "not do that right"?
2 exactly good of a thing is that?

He's still coming to terms with it; I caught him reading a, uh, magazine.
I'm not sure, do you lube up?
And because, if you "finish" second, she'll fucking LOVE you

oh...ah i see ._. that must have been...awkward for both of you...

...no not all that often

oh...hmm...okay awesome...hahaha

Eh, not really. At this point, Guys do nothing for me.
You should, it provides better practice
And how the fuck do you not know that?

well i would have thought it'd been awkward considering hes your cousin and all...

yeah i know i should...

dunno...
no ones really wanted to "be with me" a period of time where we'd "get around to doing that"
i mean hell my ex was technically my first girlfriend anyways...

Nephew, and it really wasn't. He wasn't wanking or anything.
...I must be the wierdest friend you have.

ah okay
OH...oh thats good...that would have made it weird...

and nope you aren't
you're i wanna say...the second weirdest friend i have ._.
granted i dont really have many friends outside of Newgrounds...

Second wierdest? Oh bloody hell, what's this fucker like?

lets put it this way...
shes like crazy sprinkled with crack while screaming and on fire ._.

She sounds awesome!

yeah...i know her from here ._.
ive known her longer than anyone else on here too...like by a week or two more than ive known you...

Link me to her

but the ONE thing me and her CANNOT agree on is the fact that i LOVE Led Zeppelin
whereas she HATES them...

you already know her ._.
she commented on one of your posts...its that sandy25198 or whatever the numbers are...

Oh, her. She seems normal enough

well...shes not ._.
seriously shes crazy...like super crazy...
me her and another dude on here annihilated someone else's newspost and got 10,000 comments on it in just over 2 months ._. then the next post about 100 comments, the next post nearly 2,000, and the next about 600, and now the newest one we have going on 200 and its not even a day old ._.
we use his posts as somewhat of a real-time chat thingy instead of using the actual chat thats on here because it makes it more "private" that way...

*300
not 200

And That's insane how?

its not the amount of comments
i just wanted to state what me her and that dude do in our free time on here ._.

you'd have to have known her as long as i have to know how crazy she is though...

Eh, I'll stalk her and see what happens

have fun with that

she just recently moved to florida because her boyfriend/fiancee dumped her and everyone pretty much hates her where she used to live and she went all the way across the country (she lived in cali) to move to florida. and shes living with a cousin of hers at the moment...

Interesting...

yeah...

oh and i was playing my guitar ._.
i love the song I Believe In A Thing Called Love O:

and im okay with the fact that playing guitar has "never gotten me girls" or anything like that...in none of the 3 bands ive been in ive never once "gotten" anything from anyone

Then hire a whor or something. That's how I did it.

yeah but i dont want to do that...

*sigh* you're making things difficult for yourself. Get a fleshlight?

yeah i know...but i actually dont want to go around doin it with whoever ._.

and im fine with not using one...

I guess.

i actually frown down on guys who just go around doing that...
dont ask why...it just irks me a bit...but thats just me ._.

and im seriously wishing i had my one friend's number...then i could call her and junk :3

you're more than likely going to think im stupid for that first thing :P

Eh, a bit.

yep knew it...

and dude trust me even IF i was okay with the whole hiring a whore thing
i dont think theres enough money in the world to persuade them to want to do that with me ._.
im not exactly "easy on the eyes"...

That's what whors are for, Viper. As long as you pay them, they wouldn't care if you were fucking jabba the hutt.

i feel like Jabba The Hut sometimes...

and i just...dont want to do that ._.
i dont really want to go into a huge explanation as to why...

Alright then. Let's just say nipples and move on

okay fine

nipples ._.

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