For the fifth time. I fucking love this movie

Aw yeah...

Alright, so I did a review of, uh, fuck....Rise of the Marshals or something, and in it I said Megan was a badass action girl (cus she is.) So, she reads it, and she tries to convince me she's all girly and shit, so she takes me to the mall-at 10 at night, I might add-and like, tries to be all girly. So we get home, she's like "OMG" and all that shit, but, and I shit you not, this is all true, she slaps herself in the face, calls herself an idiot, then puts on a strapon and POUNDS ME TO KINGDOM COME!
Okay, that last part was a bit graphic, but still. I felt I needed to express it, and everyone else is asleep.

And I don't
know
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!

The screen is cracked and fucked up.
Because a little shit that I babysat the other day slammed a fucking magnet into it.
THIS IS WHY I DON'T WANT KIDS!
But NO, Megan INSISTS that all kids aren't snot nosed demons that occasionally look cute.
But she's wrong. They're like midget succubi; one look and you're like "AWWWWWWWWWWW", then you get one and they BREAK YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, okay
I'm the one on the right. Megan's on the left.
L<3ve you guys!

Well ladies and gentlemen, I have returned! My absence has not gone unnwaranted per se; I got married to this absolutely wonderful woman, made good friends, and took a year long vacation to Sweden. Yays! :3

In more relevant news, I'm gonna track down all the people who are protecting Casey ANthony!
Even more relevant, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WOMEN'S SOCCER?!?!?!?!?

and Adam West was on one of the shows my little sister made me watch with her.
Adam.
Fucking.
WEST.

CASEY ANTHONY WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I'm just pissed. Megan spent the last few hours breaking stuff and crying, I joined her, and at 3:30 we realized we destroyed half my stuff.

Everyone wanted her to be found guilty. She's a psychopathic bitch who I'd disown if she was my child. Yet to only find her guilty of lying to the police....>:(